It's not a good thing when you hear, "If you don't stop, I'm gonna punch your face!!," while going to the bathroom and you can't, eh hem, do anything about it. I have 3 boys: Michael 8, Logan 5 and Liam 3. For the most part they get along well, but there are days that I'm like, "Really?!" I can't even go potty in peace?! Ugh.
We are remodeling our home right now, so we have at least 5 workers in our house at one time. Thank goodness they don't understand, "BOYS! Stop it! Mommy is going potty!!!" They were yelling so loud that I had to get off, open the window, and yell "up" to their room , "DO YOU HEAR ME??? Mommy is on the potty!" Of course, when I finished, I marched up the stairs to go all "mean mommy" on them and they were on each other like 2 mad dogs. I needed a waterhose. I think the workers must think I'm a crazy person because of all the yelling they hear around here. A babysitter that used to work for us once commented to another worker that I was like a "lion." That's "Miss" Lion, I'll have you know. Thank you.
Next time this happens, I quit. Wait, moms can't quit. Okay, next time this happens somebody's gonna be in big trouble. I am Mommy hear me roooooaaaarrrr!!!
-Me
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